In a desperate effort to outdo a pro-life meme that was so great
and perfect that the Supreme Court had no choice but to overrule Roe v. Wade Wednesday,
local pro-choice activists were forced to work through the night to come up
with their “gem” of a meme.
“It was the most outstanding piece of logic, sprinkled with
just the right amount of humor,” Justice Sonia Sotomayor told the press. “This
is not the process that we in the Supreme Court usually take in deciding an
issue. But when Justice Kavanagh texted me this last night, I dropped my phone.
I knew that it was over. Within fifteen minutes, we had all agreed, it was
“It’s the meme heard around the world,” Planned Parenthood
President Leana Wen told the press. “It is the greatest meme ever created, and I
believe the pro-choice movement is now officially dead. Unless someone out
there on the internet could come up with something within the next few days, we’ll
be forced to shut our doors. As for me, I am hereby resigning as president of
At press time, the original of the unbelievably flawless
meme is being held in the Vatican Archives.