President Donald Trump accused Martians of doing nothing to stop aliens from crossing into Earth, and repeated his presidential campaign pledge that Martians would pay for his planned Space Force.
If it happened, the Space Force would become the sixth branch of the U.S. Armed Forces. It’s primary objective would be to ensure that no documented or undocumented extraterrestrials ever reached Earth again.
“These aliens, you know, they sneak in here and they abduct people and take them aboard their spaceships, and it’s wrong, wrong, wrong,” Trump told those gathered at the Pentagon this morning. “These are hardworking Earthlings, and they don’t deserve, and no one does, believe me—no one deserves to be taken and prodded like animals. In the end, Martians are going to pay for the Space Force. They do absolutely nothing to stop aliens from coming here from Mars and all these other planets—they do nothing to help us.”